◦Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
◦I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
◦The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
◦Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
◦There is a great need for sarcasm font.
◦Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
◦I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
◦Was learning cursive really necessary?
◦Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
◦I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
◦Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
◦How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
◦MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
◦I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
◦Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this shouldn't be a problem....
◦Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
◦There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
◦I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
◦I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
◦Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
◦It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
◦Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
◦I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
◦I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
◦I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
◦The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
◦Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
◦There is a great need for sarcasm font.
◦Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
◦I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
◦Was learning cursive really necessary?
◦Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
◦I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
◦Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
◦How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
◦MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
◦I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
◦Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this shouldn't be a problem....
◦Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
◦There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
◦I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
◦I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
◦Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
◦It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
◦Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
◦I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
◦I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
Hope at least one of these random thoughts made you smile! I'm not clever enough to have thought them up, I found them on the internet, but they made me laugh, and I thought you may need a chuckle right about now! Have a great day!
8 comments:
Wow - these are BRILLIANT!!! Clearly, you're of the "book smart" variety! And - oh,yes - WHERE IS THAT SARCASM FONT!!??
BTW - I did NOT mean to suggest that I was being sarcastic when I said that you were "book smart". I really meant that. Just ALSO think sarcasm font would be GREAT! :-) Get it?! :-/
argh - sometimes, I canNOT communicate!!!
I'm laughing, Kris Ann - between the two of us saying funny things on each other's blogs...I don't know!!!! We ARE two peas in a pod??? We're both speaking at the Embassy Suites in April, right? If there's a problem with the bill, I think Cathy should handle it...we're not capable...lol (which clearly means I've nothing else to say....lol)
You got these off the internet?? I could have sworn that you got them out of my head!! Especially the one about naps!! They are great. Thanks for passing them on!
I got a real good laugh out of these, and you found them on the internet, I thought you were reading my thoughts on some. Too funny about the Nintendo thing, I remember blowing on the cartridges, can't do that know with the Wii. Glad I found your blog and thanks for stopping by mine.
As long as we're both laughing!
teehee :-)
That was so funny and I needed that today! Thanks :o)
lol. just seeing if you were needing a laugh. love the variety and honesty of the list, especially #1.
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